Goodbye and Good Riddance 2006

2006 is gone forever!! Damn, am I glad to see it go. New Years is definatly the only thing that makes Christmas holidays bearable. I spent Christmas in Yorkton, it was.... very... Yorkton-ey. Nuf said. I can't complain much though, it was a decent time, alot more sane than last year... I still hate the city though, it licks balls... although not quite as much as Canora licks balls. Canora is all sorts of a bad time... with all the staring people and weird "Beer-pong" games which is entirely unsanitary. (Picture drinking beer that has had a pingpong ball in it... an unwashed pingpong ball that all your gross friends had in thier hands and has fell all over the ground all evening... yuck). So, I thought that drinking alot would help, but it only made me drunk and still having a bad time... Which rarely happens. But, I digress.

New Years was a good time though, I did the "Yuk-yuks" comedy thing here in Saskatoon. It was pretty damn funny. I was also the sober driver, because I learned my lessen the night before... doubles all night is never a good idea. Especially at Holly's ("thee" place to be in Yorkton, apparently...) where all my sisters have worked at one point in time, so freepouring was.... ample. That was the first time I have ever vomited from drinking. It was in the morning and all water.... like I'm sure your not wanting to know, but you can't unread it now... sucker!

So that really leaves only the question of New Year Resolutions. Many people I've talked to have either had the same old "stop smoking, start exercising" ramble, or the "I'm not making any because they never last" rant. I have neither of those thought this year, I have made 2 Resolutions offically, and they may seem a bit odd, but that's just what I do.

#1 - start smoking
I know, I know... lung cancer, oral hygeine, your going to be a pharmacist, I've heard it all... but I don't care. I don't intend on "being a smoker" I intend on "smoking".... and there is a difference. Sometimes, I need to calm down or my head will implode, and that is when I intend on smoking, and I have, and it helps, even if it is only a mental thing, I'm kindof mental anyway, and I love commas, yea, anyway. So its not going to be a common occurance, but it will occur, just to warn you all. And it won't last long I'm sure, maybe about 4 months. 4 months and 18 days. That'll work.

#2 - Try to hate myself just a little bit less
I'm not a miracle worker, if I manage a little, it'll be a huge accomplishment. And yes, I do hate myself, alot in fact... that's just they way things go in my head... So if your not in my head, you can't judge me.... well technically you could, but it would be because your a douche-bag. That's right, douche-bag, go judge yourself first... after all your the douche-bag, not me...

In other news, I spent 7 fucking hours driving today, and a total of 18 hours driving to and from Yorkton over the past 5 days... And on one of my many trips, I almost got hit by a buffalo! A motherfucking buffalo! Where the hell is a motherfucking buffalo doing roaming around the highway in Saskatchewan, in December, at night? I've never heard of that before. It was quite the experiance .... my sister Mel was swerving all over the road like a drunken hillbilly... and all I could see was a wall of thick brown fur as tall as the SUV. I definatly knew it wasn't a deer.... but a motherfucking buffalo?! Damn.

fucking buffalo.